If you think working for the world’s most famous momager is a walk in the park, think again. In the Kardashian-Jenner universe, even a normal day can spiral into a hilarious, dramatic, and surprisingly touching rollercoaster of emotions. And at the center of it all? Khloé Kardashian—part-time therapist, full-time peacemaker, and, for one chaotic day, Kris Jenner’s beleaguered assistant.

This is the inside story of how Khloé juggles family drama, Kris Jenner’s impossible demands, and her own need for TLC, all while keeping the Kardashian-Jenner empire running. Spoiler: it’s not as glamorous as it looks on Instagram.

A Day in the Life of Kris Jenner’s “Assistant”

The day starts with Khloé donning her “assistant shoes” and a fanny pack, ready to make Kris Jenner’s life a breeze. “I’m here, whatever you want me to do,” Khloé says, channeling the can-do attitude that’s made her a fan favorite. But her to-do list quickly grows out of control: assembling promo kits for Kylie Cosmetics and Kylie Skin, preparing meeting agendas, delivering documents to production, and—of course—taste-testing an entire spread of snacks.

“This isn’t really what I thought I was going to be doing,” Khloé admits, “but I’ll do it with a smile and my little assistant shoes on.” Her willingness to laugh at herself is classic Khloé, but even she can’t help but wonder if Kris is just messing with her.

And the demands keep coming: “Khloé, this coffee isn’t hot at all,” Kris complains, barely pausing before asking for her lunch to be brought in. “Whatever Kris Jenner wants, she gets,” Khloé jokes, only half kidding.

Sisterly Love and a Much-Needed Pampering Session

But just as the hustle threatens to overwhelm her, Khloé’s sisters step in with a surprise: an impromptu pampering session at home. Kourtney and Kim want Khloé to know she’s loved, admired, and supported—especially after her recent divorce. “Sometimes you need TLC,” Kourtney says, “just to keep you going.”

Despite Khloé’s confusion (“Why are we all wearing these outfits?”), the gesture isn’t lost on her. “This just shows that my sisters do love me and they are aware of everything I’m going through,” she reflects. “When you have people you know you can depend on, even though you’re going through [stuff], you just know everything’s going to be okay eventually.”

The moment is sweet, but never sappy—true to form, the sisters can’t help but tease each other, debate who’s the “heir” to Kourtney’s non-existent will, and challenge each other to compliment strangers. It’s classic Kardashian-Jenner: laughter, love, and a little bit of chaos.

Family Therapy, Kardashian Style

Of course, no day in Calabasas is complete without a little drama. When tension flares up between Kendall and Kourtney, Khloé steps in as the family’s unofficial therapist. “I’m not going to let this tension between Kourtney and Kendall linger on and drag out,” she insists. “They just need a little Kumbaya moment.”

What follows is a group therapy session, Kardashian style: accusations of exaggeration, hurt feelings, and a lot of defensive banter. “It seems like you are saying or doing things to bring you up at my expense,” Kendall says. Kourtney retorts, “Maybe I just am funnier and cooler.”

Khloé tries to mediate, but her efforts aren’t always appreciated. “I told her all this stuff in confidence,” Kourtney complains, frustrated that Khloé shared details with Kendall. “It’s only going to make the situation worse.” Still, Khloé’s determination to resolve the conflict is unwavering: “If it wasn’t for me, you both would have just—”

The argument escalates, but Khloé’s intent is clear: she wants her sisters to communicate, to be honest, and to move on. It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s a reminder that even the most famous families struggle with the same issues as everyone else.

Kris Jenner vs. Kylie Jenner: The Great Room Clean-Out

Meanwhile, another storm is brewing between Kris and Kylie. Kris, ever the “helpful” mom, decides to clean out Kylie’s room—without asking. Kylie is furious, and Khloé finds herself caught in the middle, defending Kylie’s right to privacy while also understanding Kris’s need to take care of her child.

“Everyone needs a little bit of their privacy, and Kylie is a great kid,” Khloé says. But Kris isn’t convinced. “It is my business as a parent to take care of my child,” she insists, frustrated by the judgment she receives from Kim and Kourtney.

The generational clash is palpable: Kris remembers her own struggles with rebellious teens, while her daughters now play the role of “judgy waggy” older siblings. “Courtney wants to go green all of a sudden and act like she never did anything bad,” Kris laments.

The Negativity Jar: A Family Attitude Adjustment

With tensions running high, Kourtney introduces a radical new idea: the Negativity Jar. Every time someone says or does something negative, they have to put money in the jar—anything from a dollar to a hundred. At the end of their time in the house, whoever has the least “negativity” wins the pot.

“There’s nothing wrong with a little family attitude adjustment,” Kourtney declares. “It’s not about the dollar amount—it’s just being aware. Every time you do something or say something that’s negative, put something in this jar where you’re aware: ‘Okay, I’m being a jerk right now, let’s stop.’”

The message resonates with everyone, especially Kris. “I notice that I’m negative when my children point it out, and I do feel bad about it,” she admits. “I don’t want to be Negative Nelly. I want to be a positive person, so I’m going to work on that and hopefully get a little bit better with my attitude.”

More Than Just Drama: The Heart of the Kardashian-Jenner Family

At the end of the day, what makes the Kardashian-Jenner family so compelling isn’t just the drama—it’s the way they show up for each other, even when it’s messy. Khloé, in particular, embodies the spirit of compassion, humor, and resilience that has kept the family together through every scandal, heartbreak, and viral moment.

Whether she’s running errands for Kris, refereeing her sisters’ arguments, or simply reminding everyone to be a little kinder, Khloé is the glue that holds the family together. “I do not have a clue what I would do without them,” she says. “When you have people you know you can depend on, even though you’re going through [stuff], you just know everything’s going to be okay eventually.”

And maybe that’s the real secret to the Kardashian-Jenner dynasty: behind the headlines, the hustle, and the hilarious mishaps, there’s a family that’s fiercely loyal, endlessly entertaining, and always ready to lift each other up—one compliment, one laugh, and one dollar in the Negativity Jar at a time.