If you thought you’d seen it all on “The Kardashians,” think again. The latest episode delivered everything fans crave: sibling drama, luxury flexes, White House shenanigans, and a jaw-dropping cameo from Lamar Odom that left viewers—and Khloé—reeling. Buckle up, because this week’s Kardashian catch-up was a wild ride through the highs, lows, and pure absurdity of America’s most famous family.

Kylie’s Absence: The Elephant in the Room

The episode opens with the sisters gathering for another iconic “Kards Catchup”—but something (or rather, someone) is missing. Kylie Jenner, the youngest billionaire beauty mogul, is absent, “working in New York.” The mood is immediately off. “I miss her energy,” one of the sisters sighs, while the rest sit in awkward silence, not quite sure how to fill the void.

Kylie’s absence isn’t just a scheduling conflict—it’s a point of contention. “I told everyone my schedule, nobody cared that I couldn’t be there,” Kylie later says in a confessional, clearly feeling slighted. The sisters’ solution? “We’ll just punch her into the trailer.” But as fans know, the Kardashians never do anything halfway—and Kylie’s presence (or lack thereof) is always felt.

Timothée Chalamet & The Photoshop Shade

Of course, the conversation quickly turns to Kylie’s new romance with Timothée Chalamet. “By that time she was full-fledged into her relationship with Timothée,” one sister remarks, speculating that the couple was “out and about gallivanting the streets” of New York.

There’s also a sly reference to the infamous Disneyland Photoshop scandal—proof that even the Kardashians can’t escape their own memes. “I thought they were going to do a little Photoshop moment like they did with True at Disneyland,” someone jokes, reminding us that in this family, even reality is up for digital debate.

Time Capsules, Birthdays, and IHOP Nostalgia

The sisters reminisce about family birthdays, time capsules, and throwback traditions. Kourtney’s birthday party at IHOP becomes a hilarious focal point. “We just always used to have birthday parties for Kourtney at IHOP,” Kim recalls, deadpan. “We used to do these kidnapping parties—well, we would call it a snatch party, which sounds crazy now.”

The nostalgia is real, but so is the absurdity. Kris Jenner’s confusion over finding a pancake on the menu (“Where’s just like a regular pancake?”) is peak Kardashian. “Maybe she forgot what a pancake looked like,” someone quips, proving that even billionaires can struggle with diner menus.

Luxury Flex: $122,000 Bottle of Wine

But the real jaw-dropper comes when the sisters casually mention sipping a $122,000 bottle of Screaming Eagle wine. “That right there—that’s when I said, Kardashians, you just brought it with that one sentence,” the host gushes. “I want to see the luxe, the glamour, tell me how much things are!”

It’s the kind of opulent flex that made the Kardashians famous: one moment they’re reminiscing about IHOP, the next they’re casually drinking wine that costs more than most people’s cars. “It’s the high and low for me,” the host laughs, as viewers are transported from Kourtney’s birthday pancakes to Kendall’s wine glass worth six figures.

Agent Wars: Brad Slater Drama

No Kardashian episode is complete without a little business drama. This week, it’s all about Brad Slater, the Hollywood super-agent who reps everyone from Odell Beckham Jr. to The Rock. Kris is clearly not thrilled about sharing her agent with her daughters, leading to some classic momager side-eye.

As the sisters bicker over who gets more of Brad’s attention, Kris’s poker face falters. “She was trying to figure out how am I going to tell the girls about Brad,” the host observes. The unspoken message: don’t mess with Kris Jenner’s rolodex.

Kim Keeps Kamala Waiting: White House Antics

Then comes the moment that broke the internet: Kim Kardashian keeping Vice President Kamala Harris and the entire White House waiting. “Only Kim Kardashian could keep Kamala Harris and the White House waiting,” the host marvels.

Kim’s reason? A last-minute outfit change—into a Skims bra, no less. “She wore a Skims bra to the White House,” the host cackles, equal parts exasperated and impressed. “Kim Kardashian going to be Kim Kardashian, that’s it at the end of the day—and I respect her for it.”

It’s a surreal moment that perfectly encapsulates the Kardashian brand: unapologetically late, always on brand, and never missing an opportunity to promote their latest product—even at the White House.

Lamar Odom’s Return: Flowers, Cakes, and Awkward Confessions

But the real emotional core of the episode comes courtesy of Lamar Odom, Khloé’s ex-husband. After a decade apart, Lamar shows up at Malika’s house with flowers, champagne, and a cake that reads “Happy Anniversary”—despite the fact that it’s April, and their anniversary is in September.

“He called her his wife!” the host exclaims. “It’s been 10 years since you’ve seen this woman, and you just come to that realization right here, right now, on Malika’s couch?”

Khloé is guarded but gracious, accepting the gifts but keeping her distance. “Words are empty—they are not marriage,” she says, shutting down any hope of reconciliation. But Lamar’s intentions are clear: he wants that old thing back.

The Sex Doll Bombshell

Just when you think it can’t get any weirder, the episode drops a bombshell: in November 2024, Lamar revealed on a podcast that he owns a sex doll modeled after Khloé. “Does it look like her?” the host asks, half-horrified, half-fascinated. “They’re going to make it to look like her.”

It’s a bizarre twist that even the Kardashians seem at a loss to process. “She looked so beautiful, and the way he looked at her—it was a little lusty,” the host observes, as viewers everywhere cringe and gasp in equal measure.

Skims Nipple Bra & Unfiltered Kardashian Realness

As the episode winds down, the conversation turns to Skims’ new “nipple bra,” with the sisters debating whether Khloé was wearing it during her awkward encounter with Lamar. “Of course I have the new nipple bra,” Khloé laughs, ever the entrepreneur.

It’s a fitting end to an episode that blended luxury, nostalgia, awkward exes, and White House drama—reminding fans why they just can’t look away from the Kardashian circus.

The Verdict: Still Addicted After All These Years

As the credits roll, the host sums it up perfectly: “Give me 10 more of these!” Whether they’re keeping the Vice President waiting, flexing $122,000 bottles of wine, or fielding confessions from lovesick exes, the Kardashians remain the reigning queens of reality TV—equal parts ridiculous and riveting.

One thing’s for sure: we’ll be watching next week, ready for whatever wild, glamorous, and totally unpredictable drama comes next.