If you thought the Kardashian-Jenner clan had run out of ways to surprise us, think again. This week’s episode of “The Kardashians” delivered a buffet of drama, from Kim and Kourtney finally (sort of) squashing their Dolce & Gabbana beef, to Scott Disick’s Mounjaro fridge reveal, to a biohacking dinner that left Kendall feeling more left out than ever.

Let’s break down every jaw-dropping moment, the shade, the science, and, of course, the sisterly spats that keep us tuning in.

The Dolce & Gabbana Feud: Is It Really Over?

It’s been the elephant in the Kardashian living room for months: Kim’s secret collaboration with Dolce & Gabbana right after Kourtney’s wedding with the same iconic brand. The fallout was ugly—tears, accusations, and even the immortal line: “You’re just a witch and I hate you.” But now, Kim is thinking about the “bigger picture.” How about a full circle moment? What if Kourtney starred in a Dolce & Gabbana campaign?

Kourtney, initially excited by the offer (and the check), quickly sours when she arrives at the set. “Kim is sabotaging me,” she jokes. “She asked me to come do this campaign so I could have hair like Shirley Temple. I don’t know what I’m doing. I’ve been sitting here since 10:30, just to be a complainer. I think I’m having a little regret.”

It’s a rare glimpse into Kourtney’s vulnerability, especially post-baby, as she candidly admits to body image issues and feeling out of her element. Kim, meanwhile, can’t help but shade her sister’s attitude: “I feel like she just loves to complain about everything.” The tension is real, but at least, for now, the feud is on ice—if not completely dead.

Mommy Wars: Who’s the Coolest Kardashian Parent?

Just as the Dolce drama cools, a new competition heats up: Who’s the coolest mom? Kim beams as she talks about North’s sudden affection. “She calls me with her friends, like, ‘Mom, I love you, you’re the best mom!’” Kourtney can’t resist a little dig, telling Kim that North always thought she (Kourtney) was cooler.

“Everything you think does not have to come out of your mouth,” Kim retorts, but the sibling rivalry is alive and well. Still, Kim is clearly loving her new “cool mom” status, as North’s friends want to FaceTime her at the mall. “She feels like my cool big sis,” Kim says, basking in the newfound street cred.

Ping-Pong, Parenting, and Petty Competition

The sisters bond (and bicker) over a lackluster game of ping-pong, where Kourtney still manages to beat Kim. It’s a small but telling moment: no matter how much changes, some things—like Kardashian competitiveness—never will.

Biohacking or Just Rich People Stuff?

Next, the Kardashians dive headfirst into the world of biohacking, courtesy of a dinner with self-proclaimed longevity expert Brian Johnson. On the menu? “Super veggie” bowls: black lentils, broccoli, cauliflower, shiitake mushrooms, garlic, ginger. “There’s nothing in here that’s cool or fun or nice to have. Everything has a specific objective,” Kim marvels. “Every calorie has to fight for its life.”

The lesson? Don’t season your food, stop eating at 11 a.m., and embrace the bland for a longer life. Khloé and Kim are intrigued but skeptical. “This is not a healthy man, this is just a rich man,” jokes Khloé.

But the real entertainment comes from the sisters’ reactions to the various anti-aging machines (“This is for elasticity and collagen production!”) and Kim’s slightly too-enthusiastic compliments on the biohacker’s glowing skin. “Kim, how many erections do you have?” Khloé teases, launching a hilariously awkward discussion about nighttime erections as a marker of biological youth.

Scott Disick’s Mounjaro Fridge: The Weight Loss Secret’s Out

Just when you think the episode can’t get any wilder, Scott Disick’s fridge makes headlines. Fans spot boxes of Mounjaro, the controversial weight loss medication, and the internet explodes. “Scott, did you see what’s in your fridge?” Kim asks on FaceTime. “No,” Scott replies, genuinely clueless. “It shows the Mounjaro… It’s everywhere, Scott!”

Scott shrugs off the attention, even poking fun at himself. “Y’all make fun of me for the Mounjaro, but at least I can see my d*ck now, which is crazy work to say to your friends.” It’s classic Disick—brash, unfiltered, and weirdly relatable.

But the moment also highlights something deeper: Scott’s loneliness. “That scene told me Scott doesn’t have real friends,” a commentator notes. “You’re telling me no one sent you anything, Scott?” The subtext is clear—fame can be isolating, even when your fridge is famous.

FOMO and Family Group Chats: Kendall Left Out Again

Not everyone got the invite to the biohacking dinner. Kendall, who missed the text in the family group chat, is genuinely hurt. “In moments like these, I want someone to call me and be like, ‘Hey Kenny, I know you’ll really like this!’” she laments. The rest of the family isn’t having it. “Why do you expect someone to still reach out to you outside of the group chat?” they ask. “That’s why there’s a group chat to begin with.”

It’s a classic Kardashian conundrum: how do you stay close as a family when everyone is busy, famous, and living in their own world? For Kendall, the answer is simple: “Know me less. Literally, know me less.”

Kim Air, Palm Springs, and Pirate Shirts

To cap off the week, the family jets off on “Kim Air” to Palm Springs, where Kris Jenner’s fashion choices become the subject of sisterly ridicule. “She loves a good pirate costume,” Kim jokes, as the family reminisces about Kris’s many pirate shirt moments. But Kim can’t complain too much—after all, she’s spent years in body-hugging spandex suits. “You don’t get to make fun of people’s outfits,” the sisters tease.

The No-Boundaries Kardashian Banter

The episode closes with vintage Kardashian banter: jokes about sex, duck faces, and the kind of raunchy, unfiltered conversation that made the family famous. “Y’all have some no boundaries, no lines, and I love it,” the host laughs. Even Kris tries to play the prude, but fans know better—she’s just as wild as her daughters.

The Takeaway: Why We Can’t Stop Watching

This week’s Kardashian chaos is a reminder of why America—and the world—remains obsessed. The family drama is real, the humor is biting, and the moments of vulnerability are surprisingly relatable. Whether it’s biohacking, body image, or just a really awkward group chat, the Kardashians continue to turn the mundane into must-see TV.

So, will Kourtney and Kim’s truce last? Will Scott’s fridge become the next viral meme? And will Kendall ever check the group chat in time? One thing’s for sure: in Kardashianland, there’s never a dull moment—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Stay tuned for next week’s episode, where secrets, science, and sibling rivalry are always on the menu.