If you thought sibling rivalry peaked with Kim and Kourtney’s infamous “You’re the least interesting to look at” spat, think again. The latest episode of The Kardashians delivered a sugar-fueled, drama-packed showdown that left fans reeling, parents apologizing, and Khloé—once again—caught in the middle.

Welcome to the Great Candyland Birthday Feud, where no detail was too small, no gummy bear too controversial, and no sisterly side-eye left unsaid.

A Sugar-Free Vision Meets a Candyland Dream

It all started innocently enough: North West and Penelope Disick, best friends and birthday twins, were set to celebrate together. Kim envisioned an “old school Candyland” bash, complete with cupcakes, donuts, and a rainbow of nostalgic treats. Penelope even dreamed of their names spelled out in candy.

But there was one problem: Kourtney had other ideas.

Courtney, forever the wellness warrior, wanted a “completely sugar-free, gluten-free, fun-free zone.” In her words, “There are just better solutions to things instead of your dated candy that’s literally food coloring that gives people diseases.” Her vision? Organic cotton candy, healthy salads, and treats that wouldn’t send kids into a sugar spiral.

Kim’s reaction? “It’s Candyland, Kourtney. It’s not going to be healthy.” Cue the first eye roll of the episode.

Party Planning Chaos: Sharon Sacks Caught in the Crossfire

Enter Sharon Sacks, the Kardashians’ go-to party planner and the woman behind some of their most iconic events. Sharon, ever the professional, tried to mediate: “I want to make you both happy, but I don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing.”

Kim wanted a dance floor with giant fake candies; Kourtney wanted a “healthier version” of everything. Sharon’s inbox filled with frantic emails as deadlines loomed. “If I don’t let Sharon know today whether this party is having candy or not, it’s just not going to happen,” Kourtney stressed.

Meanwhile, Kim was left fuming: “She wants to have a Candyland theme party but can’t have any candy. She’s actually insane.”

Khloé: Forever Stuck in the Middle

If there’s one Kardashian who can never catch a break, it’s Khloé. “It’s ironic,” she mused. “Last big sister fight, Kourtney was calling me the meddler, and now I’m literally as far out of the way as I can be, but they’re both calling and texting me, putting me in the middle.”

As Kim and Kourtney volleyed complaints and ultimatums, Khloé just wanted out: “I don’t want potatoes thrown at me anymore. This is for you interfering. Do you want to make some French fries? Mashed potatoes?”

But there was no escape. “They’re always fighting about something a lot deeper than what they’re really fighting about,” Khloé observed, ever the voice of reason.

Candy Contraband and Parental Guilt

In a classic Kardashian twist, even Kris Jenner got involved. “Call the police, there’s candy in here!” she joked, revealing her secret stash. “Fill yourselves up with the biggest number one cause of aging.”

Kim, meanwhile, tried to justify the sugar rush: “My kids eat really healthy at home. The one day they want a Candyland birthday, and you’re saying they can’t have sugar?”

Kourtney wasn’t budging. “Everything she wanted was just junk and over the top.” The sisters’ standoff escalated, with both threatening to throw separate parties—on the same day, at the same time.

Double Party Threat: The Ultimate Kardashian Stand-Off

As the deadline neared, both Kim and Kourtney dug in their heels. “If Kourtney doesn’t want to do it this way, then I’ll just have my own party for North,” Kim declared. Kourtney countered, “Whatever I say goes. Been there.”

The absurdity wasn’t lost on anyone. “They’re going to spend double the money, split their friends up, or make people go to two parties—that’s crazy,” Khloé said, echoing what every parent watching was thinking.

Even Kris, the ultimate momager, had to laugh: “It’s all so petty, so childish. It’s their daughters’ birthday—they need to resolve their candy debacle.”

Moderation, Compromise, and a Lesson in Sisterhood

Eventually, reason (and exhaustion) prevailed. “Let’s just be adults and have the party together,” Kim suggested, finally conceding to some healthier options. Kourtney agreed, albeit reluctantly: “I’m okay with some candy and having sugar. You only live once.”

Khloé, ever the peacemaker, summed it up: “It’s exhausting. With all due respect, it is.”

The Big Day: Candyland in All Its Sugary Glory

The party was, as expected, a spectacle. “Candyland is the theme of North’s party,” Kim announced, surveying the scene. There were mountains of candy, elaborate cakes, and enough sugar to power a small city.

Kim was thrilled: “I worked really hard with Sharon Sacks. Every detail was so perfect—besides the food, which there were no compromises. There was not one healthy item at the party.”

Kourtney, meanwhile, was left apologizing to parents: “I’m so sorry for your sugar rush. I definitely feel bad for all these parents. It would have been totally fine with just the decor and way less candy.”

But at the end of the day, the girls were happy, the parents survived, and the sisters—at least for now—found common ground. “Maybe you’ll listen to your older and wiser sister next time,” Kourtney teased. Kim shot back, “I still wouldn’t, because your suggestion was sugar-free candy.”

The Takeaway: Never Doing a Candyland Party Again

As the party wound down, the verdict was unanimous: “We’re definitely never doing a Candyland party again,” Kim declared. “So it doesn’t matter.”

The episode closed with laughter, a few lingering jabs, and the realization that, for all their differences, the Kardashians always find a way back to each other. As Khloé put it, “It’s really about the kids. So let’s just be adults and have the party together.”

In the end, the Great Candyland Feud was less about candy—and more about compromise, family, and the sweet (and sometimes sticky) messiness of sisterhood.