If you thought life in Calabasas was ever calm, think again. The latest episode of “Kard’s Catchup” serves up a fresh dose of Kardashian drama, spanning everything from Kim’s transformation into the next Kris Jenner, Kanye’s signature last-minute show chaos, to Khloé’s candid take on those never-ending Tristan Thompson rumors. Buckle up: this is your all-access pass to the most talked-about family in America.

Kim Kardashian: The Next Kris Jenner?

The episode opens with a question that’s been on every fan’s mind: Is Kim Kardashian becoming Kris Jenner? Kim herself isn’t sure she’s ready for the “momager” life just yet. “I really wasn’t planning on being a momager for another 10 years,” she laughs, but the signs are all there. She’s got the fur coat, the oversized sunglasses, and the unwavering devotion to her daughter North’s budding career.

“There’s nothing better than having the OG momager Kris Jenner you can lean on for kid advice,” Kim says, and it’s clear she’s been taking notes. Before she knows it, she’s asking her glam squad for powder and lip touch-ups, just like Kris. “Oh my God, I’m Kris Jenner. What’s happening?” Kim exclaims, half in horror, half in awe. The team jokes that the glam squad is probably more excited to work on Kim than Kris, but everyone knows—when Kim wants something, it gets done.

Kanye’s Backstage Takeover

Just as Kim is settling into her new momager role, Kanye West storms onto the scene with his trademark unpredictability. North is about to perform, and while Kim is all nerves and mascara, Kanye arrives with a list of demands. “He still had to come in and be like, ‘Y’all better change the lighting for my kids,’” one of the hosts recounts. “He came to rehearsal and he’s like, ‘Can we change the graphics to The Lion King?’”

For Kim, it’s par for the course. “Of course, of course,” she tells the crew, resigned but supportive. “It will be a better production.” The hosts agree: if North West is performing, you have to expect Kanye will want to make changes. “You just have to do it, or else he’s going to be like, ‘Okay, sorry, my daughter’s not going to be in this performance.’”

Despite the chaos, Kim and Kanye manage to co-parent with surprising grace. “Anytime we’re here supporting our child, it’s always good vibes,” Kim says. The hosts even joke about Kim’s “stage mom” energy, singing along to every word and embarrassing North in the best possible way. “You saw ‘Mean Girls’ where she’s like, thank you next video with Kris Jenner? Very much so,” they laugh.

North West: Born for the Spotlight

Of course, the real star of the show is North West. From rapping on stage as a toddler to now commanding her own performances, North is a natural. The hosts defend her against internet haters: “If you’ve got something nasty to say about North West, you better sit down and listen because Kim Kardashian has something to say back.”

North’s confidence is undeniable. “She’s not just getting it handed to her—she’s confident, she wants it,” the hosts say. Whether she’s rapping in Japanese or starring in viral TikToks, North is making her mark. “If your last name is Kardashian or West, you’re going to get hated for the rest of your life… so why not do some cool ass sh*t in the process?” one quips.

Khloé Kardashian: Setting the Record Straight on Tristan

While Kim is fighting off North’s haters, Khloé is facing her own challenges—namely, the never-ending rumors about her relationship with Tristan Thompson. She recently flew to Cleveland so her daughter True could attend her first basketball game. “It must be so nice for Tristan to have them both there,” the hosts note.

But Khloé is quick to clarify: “My family, my circle, they know Tristan and I—we’re not together. None of us care to talk about Tristan, but here we are, so let’s talk about Tristan.” She admits she had anxiety about the public’s reaction, knowing she’d be filmed. “I knew I was going to get filmed… which is so lame to say,” she confesses.

The hosts joke about missing Lamar Odom and wishing they could bring him back, but the focus quickly returns to Khloé’s honesty. “She said one night only—you know Kris Jenner can only help so much with his career,” they tease, referencing Tristan’s uncertain NBA future. Despite the speculation, Khloé remains unfazed. She’s there for her daughter, not the drama.

Kylie and Kendall: Tabloid Legends

No Kardashian episode is complete without a trip down memory lane. The hosts recall the infamous days when Kylie and Kendall were caught by paparazzi leaving clubs underage with Khloé and Scott Disick. “The tabloids were crazy back then,” they laugh, recalling headlines like “Teenage Train Wreck” and “Destroyed by Their Parents’ Split.”

They reminisce about the iconic photo of Kylie and Kendall flipping off the paparazzi—proof that the sisters have always known how to handle the spotlight, even as teenagers. “They got their payback,” the hosts joke.

Scott Disick, Starbucks, and the Power of Tipping

In a lighter moment, the conversation turns to Scott Disick’s Starbucks habits. “Did you just give him $2?” one host asks. “You don’t tip 20% at Starbucks!” The group laughs about viral moments and the quirks that make Scott such a fan favorite. Even when the conversation drifts to TikTok trends and internet cancellations, the Kardashians find a way to keep things entertaining.

What’s Next for the Kardashian-Jenner Clan?

As the episode wraps, the hosts reflect on the ever-evolving Kardashian universe. Whether it’s Kim morphing into Kris, Kanye demanding creative control, or Khloé refusing to let rumors define her, one thing is certain: this family knows how to stay in the headlines—and keep fans coming back for more.

With North West’s star on the rise, Kim’s momager era just beginning, and Khloé’s unfiltered honesty winning hearts, the Kardashians aren’t going anywhere. If anything, they’re just getting started.

Stay tuned for next week’s episode—because in the world of the Kardashians, the drama never stops.

Written by [Your Name], Entertainment Editor