When it comes to meddling mothers, Kris Jenner is in a league of her own. The world’s most famous momager has built an empire on family drama, but this season on The Kardashians, she’s taken her role as “Cupid” to hilarious—and cringe-worthy—new heights. Her target? None other than Khloé Kardashian, who, after a rocky breakup with Tristan Thompson, is perfectly content focusing on herself and her daughter True. But Kris? She’s not having it.
Let’s dive into the episode that has everyone talking, where Khloé finally puts her foot down and delivers the ultimate clapback to her mom’s relentless matchmaking schemes.
“I’m Not Looking—But Mom Definitely Is”
It all starts innocently enough: Kris and MJ (Mary Jo, the family matriarch) are out shopping for holiday gifts. But for Kris, every outing is an opportunity to spot eligible bachelors for Khloé. “Guess you’re looking, right?” a store clerk teases. “Well, I’m not looking—I’m just looking,” Kris deflects, but it’s obvious she’s on a mission.
Kris reminisces about her own single days, how much fun she had flirting and dating. Now, she wants the same for Khloé. “I know Khloé’s going to kill me, but I don’t care. I think she should have some fun and put herself out there,” Kris confides, her eyes scanning the store for any man under 50 with a pulse.
Khloé’s Reality: “I’m Focused on Myself and True”
Meanwhile, Khloé is having none of it. When Kris corners her about her love life, Khloé is blunt: “Are you dating anybody?” Kris asks. “No. Not even thinking about it,” Khloé replies. “I’m focused on myself and True. That’s just what I do.”
For Khloé, the idea of dating again is not just unappealing—it’s exhausting. “Maybe I’ll never date again,” she shrugs, half-joking, half-serious. After a tumultuous year, Khloé is prioritizing self-healing and motherhood over romance—and she’s not afraid to say it.
“Trust Me, If I Wanted to Date—I’d Date”
Khloé’s frustration is palpable. “I just find it so strange that people find it such a negative when somebody wants to be single,” she says. “Trust me, if I wanted to date, I would date. I want to invest my energy in my daughter and in my self-healing. That should be empowering.”
But Kris is relentless. She worries Khloé is becoming “bitter about ever dating again,” and dreams of more grandkids. “Do you want another baby?” Kris prods. “Not now,” Khloé deadpans. “Are your eggs frozen?” “Nope.” “You need frozen eggs!” Kris insists.
The Matchmaking Escalates: Sporting Goods Store Shenanigans
Kris’s quest to find Khloé a man reaches new, awkward heights at a sporting goods store. While shopping with MJ, Kris starts chatting up the male staff, slyly asking about their relationship status. “Are you single?” she asks one unsuspecting trainer, then immediately tries to connect him with Khloé: “My daughter’s looking for a trainer!”
MJ, not to be outdone, whips out her phone and shows the guy a picture of Khloé. “She’s all up for it!” Kris exclaims, as if Khloé has any say in the matter. Back at home, Khloé is mortified. “My mom is being so crazy. MJ is sending me pictures from a sporting goods store of these gentlemen. The shop is not open for business, though. Okay? Closed!”
Golf Course Antics: “Did You Take Some Viagra, Mom?”
Kris’s matchmaking doesn’t stop at the store. Next up: the golf course, where she tries to set Khloé up with every man in sight. “Golf courses are one of the best places to meet a guy,” Kris chirps. “They’re dressed well, they smell good, they’re athletic!”
Khloé, exasperated, finally calls out her mom: “What’s wrong with you right now? Did you take some Viagra or something?” Kris laughs it off, but Khloé is over it. “First it’s my mom trying to put me on the phone with some guy from a sporting goods store, and now this whole golf scenario. I know you’re a horny toad, Kris, but get over it. I’m single and I’m very happy.”
“I’m Not Pathetic—I Just Don’t Want to Date!”
Khloé’s biggest frustration isn’t just her mom’s meddling—it’s the implication that being single means she’s somehow lacking. “My mom setting me up on dates—like, how pathetic am I? Like I can’t get my own date? Of course I can. I just don’t want to right now. What is wrong with that?”
She wishes her mom would be happy for her independence, rather than seeing it as a problem to be fixed. “I mean, your mom’s always going to be concerned about you and want you to have healthy relationships and move on with life,” a friend sympathizes. “But did you do anything or say anything to make her think she should assist you in that dating direction?” “Well, I’ve said, you know, like, ‘I’m never going to date again,’ but that’s like me saying I’m never going to drink again when I’m hungover. It’s dramatic, but we know it’s not true.”
Healing, Not Hurrying
For Khloé, this is the first time she’s truly focused on herself after a breakup. “This is one of the first times in my life that instead of just breaking up with someone and then jumping into a relationship with somebody else, I am taking time to heal from the inside out.”
She’s working on co-parenting with Tristan and isn’t interested in complicating her life with dating. “So why rush it just to make everybody else feel more comfortable?”
The Egg-Freezing Compromise
Finally, to get Kris off her back, Khloé agrees to freeze her eggs. “I decided that I am going to freeze my eggs—just one, to get you off my back, but also because there’s no downside to it. Why not?” Kris is overjoyed. “It gives me such a sense of relief,” she gushes.
But as for making embryos? “You need sperm to do that. I’m sure Tristan would be down,” Kris suggests. Khloé is quick to shut that down: “I’m not there yet.”
The Final Word: Khloé Sets Boundaries
At the end of the day, Khloé sits down with her mom for a heart-to-heart. “I just want her to know that I’m happy and I’m okay. When I want to date, I will. I don’t need her assisting me.”
Kris, finally, seems to get the message—at least for now. “At the end of the day, I just want you to be happy and realize there’s a lot of life out there to be lived.”
Khloé’s message to the world? “I’m single and I’m very happy. If I want to date, I’ll date. Until then, let me live!”
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